Author Archives: Mari

About Mari

I was born with a widow's peak and a thick accent. I majored in English as a second language. I blog badly at www.maridearmas.com.

Borderline

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The fifth day of May is celebrated by a few thousand Mexicans in a town called Puebla.

But,who cares about them. This day is really about these people:

The Dude

Guys that can’t grow facial hair.

Double Fister

The double-fister.

Mexican Duck Face

The chronic duck-facer.

Best Amigas For Life

The best friends that can’t coordinate hand signals.

Naked Tequila

Those that drink Tequila naked.