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Experiencing technological atrophy?

Lying to people at parties about your difficulties with Snow Leopard, but don’t really know what it is?

Think a hash tag is really a fancy way of ordering hash browns?

When someone asks you to Poken, do you reluctantly take off your clothes?

Well say good-bye to these embarrassing little mishaps, for a mere signing fee and monthly retainer you can have my patent pending iTouch you life app. I will remedy your technological atrophy and bring you up to speed. I will even sync your iPhone with your Outlook calendar and organize your iTunes to the Library of Congress standards.

Order now through Skype.

Technology is niiice, yes?

Technology is niiice, yes?

*Note: Palm Pilot is not the same as an iPhone.

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