Sometimes I like to style my hair so that it covers one eye. Sometimes.

Other times, I like to wear long t-shirts that I can be tucked into the back of my jeans, as to conceal the exposure of my crack. Especially when I sit on bar stools.

Often, I take pictures of myself using the extreme close-up setting of the camera.

At times, when I drink, I believe I’m a contemporary dancer.  And, when I’m not drinking, I just like to spin around – much like Wonder Woman.

I like to wear eyeliner – subtle eyeliner – all the time.

And, every once in a while, after a hard day, I like to walk around in a thong – but only if the camera is on the “blurry” setting.

But never, in my entire life, has a music video  portrayed my life the way this one has: