I wonder what happened to the first caveman that fell asleep.

You do too, right?

I know.

I can only imagine it went down like this:

There they were, hanging out, at the cave. Chewing the fat. Literally. When all of a sudden, Karl starts fading. He slowly descends into the darkness until his chin bumps into his sternum. Karl looks around the cave, to make sure no one saw that. He sits up and tries to look alert. But, it’s no use. Karl’s eyes slowly shrink and the side of his face ends up pressed up against the wall of the cave. The same gravity that is pulling the saliva out of his mouth and on to his face, eventually pulls Karl to the floor making a large thump sound.

This catches the attention of the other cave dwellers. But when they look over and see Karl face down on the floor, they assume he’s dead. Angry that Karl ate all that food before he died, the dwellers grab Karl by the ankles to drag him out of the cave.

Can you imagine the look on their faces when all of a sudden the supposed dead guy wakes up?

Oh, and I’m sure Karl woke up pretty grouchy, too.

Published by Mari

I was born with a widow's peak and a thick accent. I majored in English as a second language. I work ( and travel ( and sometimes do both.

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