Waka white girl

MariSeptember 26, 2010Peopledancing, shakira, waka waka

Speaking of Brazilian models.

At two minutes and 17 seconds into Shakira’s video, I knew I found my blog topic: the genetic predisposition for lifeless and rhythm-less dancing of light skinned people of European descent. But, upon further research, I was shocked and saddened to discover that this woman was really Brazilian. Which can only mean that this display of bad dancing was a direct result of having too many items of clothing on her body. So please, give her a break. She’s doing the best she can in pants.

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100623214934AA7SCFS

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Manny says:

September 26, 2010 at 4:38 pm

My dearest sister there are times someone must dig deeper. The first Google search might not render the fruits desired or sought. The girl in the video is South African and white. So your first observation probably holds true. Her name is Kyla Rose Smith and is part of the group “Freshly Ground”. http://www.freshlyground.com/#/the%20band/

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1. Mari says:
  
  September 26, 2010 at 5:56 pm
  
  Serious? But Yahoo Answers is never wrong! http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100623214934AA7SCFS
  Damn the internets and it’s tricksters!
  
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    April 1, 2013 at 5:46 pm
    
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