Speaking of Brazilian models.
At two minutes and 17 seconds into Shakira’s video, I knew I found my blog topic: the genetic predisposition for lifeless and rhythm-less dancing of light skinned people of European descent. But, upon further research, I was shocked and saddened to discover that this woman was really Brazilian. Which can only mean that this display of bad dancing was a direct result of having too many items of clothing on her body. So please, give her a break. She’s doing the best she can in pants.