A simultaneous conversation with my young niece (mini-me) and the librarian…
me: hi litttle one
mini-me: wats up
me: nada, you?
mini-me: me2 O:-)
me: i’m having spaghetti and meatballs
the librarian: that was the best pasta ever.
the librarian: you are the best gf in the world.
me: no, you’re the best pasta ever
the librarian: you are also the bestest bff possible. and you are funny as hell even when i’m sober.
the librarian: i’m not pasta! i’m quinoa.
Back to my niece…
me: school today?
me: work for me.
Informing the librarian about my other chat and trying to change the subject after she declared herself quinoa…
me: ooooh, exotic. mini-me is talking to me on chat. she’s cute babe.
Back to Mini-me…
mini-me: um sooooooo y is ur pic of u squezing a pimple (she said sadly)
me: what picture?
mini-me: its kida awkward
me: the one on google?
mini-me: for ichat
me: i’m lifting my hair, no? is it black and white?
me: you dont’ think it’s cool? should i change it?
mini-me: ya. idk i guess its cool sora
me: i’ll consider your comments when selecting my next picture.
Informing the librarian that my opinion of mini-me has changed…
me: actually, she’s really not that cute. hey, i want to go to that save dade halloween party
the librarian: si, i really want to go to that party. we have to think about the costume situation. what can i be…
me: we are the black and white swans. i will hear nothing more on the subject
the librarian: babe i can’t wear a ballerina outfit. i want to have a good time.
me: but i want to have a good time and i want to see you in a ballerina costume!
Back to Mini-me…
mini-me: lol :-$
me: what does that happy face mean?
mini-me: money mouth
me: i’m such a money mouth
mini-me: yup me2
mini-me: 1 sec brb
Back to the librarian…
the librarian: ballerinas don’t have my thighs, not even the black swan ones
me: bird. bird. your thighs are delicious, like a juicy drumstick in my mouth.
me: mini-me left the conversation. i’m debating which of the two conversations i’m going to include in today’s blog…
me: one is a minor and the other can cost my a night on the couch.
the librarian: don’t even think about it!