Girl talk

For my male readers incessantly curious about what girls talk about when no one is listening, the following transcript should give you some insight:

Mari:  miss you.

Mari: i also have gas.

Mari: what fun is it to fart without an audience?

Mari’s Friend:  does missing me cause you gas?

Mari’s Friend: i am going to come over for a visit

Mari’s Friend: i think it will take place around 430 ish

Mari:  i will be holding all the gas in my anus until you get here.

Mari’s Friend:  isn’t your anus leaky from experimenting in the 90s?

Mari:  what did you say?

Mari: i couldn’t hear you over all the farting

Mystery solved. You’re welcome.

Published by Mari

I was born with a widow's peak and a thick accent. I majored in English as a second language. I work ( and travel ( and sometimes do both.

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