For my male readers incessantly curious about what girls talk about when no one is listening, the following transcript should give you some insight:
Mari: miss you.
Mari: i also have gas.
Mari: what fun is it to fart without an audience?
Mari’s Friend: does missing me cause you gas?
Mari’s Friend: i am going to come over for a visit
Mari’s Friend: i think it will take place around 430 ish
Mari: i will be holding all the gas in my anus until you get here.
Mari’s Friend: isn’t your anus leaky from experimenting in the 90s?
Mari: what did you say?
Mari: i couldn’t hear you over all the farting
Mystery solved. You’re welcome.