If I were a serial killer – which I’m not, but let’s say I was – I would be hard-pressed to find victims. With so many zombie shows and vampire movies, everyone is on the lookout for shady individuals that sparkle in the sun or chew on people’s faces.
Luckily, the county where I live has come up with a way to help individuals with murderous tendencies get matched up with unsuspecting, car-less folks, with a cool $75 in their pockets. The idea probably came from watching a few episodes of The Walking Dead, where 15 strangers get to travel in two cars “to save gas.”
But, seriously. This is like legal hitch-hiking and aspiring “Dexters” and “Brodys” will be certain to use this service as target practice.
Unless. Unless this was the plan all along. What if this plan was developed by the Vampire King of Florida to capture and feed on humans. I mean, the last I heard, we’re all out of True Blood.
I need to get a hold of Carrie.