Ah, yes. The dreaded non-compete clause in an employment contract. Usually a couple of pages of stapled together legal jargon and far-fetched scenarios that require a signature at the bottom.

Something like this:

“For three years post-employment with Acme Car Dealership you may not be 300 square-meters from our competitor’s lot, unless we are all bought out by Maroone. Then and only then will you be able to enter the lot, but only to buy a used Chevy.”

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