FROM: ADMINISTRATION [administration@awesomecompany.com]

TO: ALL STAFF [allstaff@awesomecompany.com]

DATE: TUE DECEMBER 1, 2008 10:46 AM

SUBJECT: HOLIDAY GIFT EXCHANGE

Happy Holidays!

It is that time of year again! This year we’ve decided to make some changes to our traditional gift exchange because of the economy and, well, all of your incessant complaining and whining. We have decided to go with the retro-styled Secret Santa instead of the White Elephant gift exchange that we did last year, as Eloise from Processing has a serious problem with stealing – even if it is part of a game.

We thought about playing musical chairs like we did the year before, but Jeremy from Maintenance was injured when trying to sit in the chair with the biggest present and he put in a worker’s comp claim, which we are still paying for. For those of you that haven’t been with us a long time, we discontinued the holiday pot luck because three years ago we were all hospitalized for food poising, except for Matilde from Acquisitions.

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