a brief conversation with

A brief conversation with Imelda Marcos

Imelda: You need poop shoes. Me: Poop shoes? What? Imelda: Yes, you put them on to go poop in work bathrooms and roll up your pants so no one ever knows who you are. Take them in a bag, in and out. Then you won’t feel bad having to do a poopie there. Me: Genius! Thanks Imelda!