A brief conversation with Imelda Marcos

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Imelda:  You need poop shoes.

Me:  Poop shoes? What?

Imelda:  Yes, you put them on to go poop in work bathrooms and roll up your pants so no one ever knows who you are. Take them in a bag, in and out. Then you won’t feel bad having to do a poopie there.

Me: Genius! Thanks Imelda!

For more on Ms. Marcos' shoes: http://theendofcollection.wordpress.com

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