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And I cannot text you with a drink in my hand

The following are 100 percent real, unedited, text messages. Enjoy! No Hair Remains Anonymous: Just a remainder of today’s apt. See you soon 🙂 Mari: Yay! I hope u have extra wax! Anonymous: Lol   Interpreting Silence   Anonymous: Did you take hand sanitizer with u? for the potty breaks? Mari: (No response) Can’t Keep a Secret Anonymous: Paneling?Continue reading “And I cannot text you with a drink in my hand”