Road tripping 3

This is the final installment of the possibly true story of four homosexuals on their way to and from St. Petersburg’s Gay Pride.

In the early hours of Day 3:
– We found a gay bar.
– Within the hour four ambulances were called for dancing injuries caused by over zealous homosexual dancing.
– We may or may not have spent an hour entertaining the only straight guy at the bar. #gaycharity
– We took 163 pictures. Of ourselves.
– We may or may not have made fun of the Amish gay kids.
– We met a lesbian from Fort Lauderdale, but before catching her name she fell asleep in her beer.
– We may or may not have been offered a free sample of “a very clean” Molly at the 24-hour gyro stand.
– We may or may not have politely declined the offer, but instead asked if we can hold his 3-week old baby.
– We may or may not be driving home with a baby named Aaliyah. Unable to determine her orientation, we no longer know how many homosexuals are in the car.

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Road tripping 2

This morning I was in a car with four homosexuals. We were on our way to Central Avenue – the location of St. Petersburg’s Gay Pride. This is a road trip log of our journey:

Day 2:
– It rained.
– We may or may not have peed in someone’s yard.
– It rained.
– We may or may not have jumped onto a float during the parade.
– It rained.
– We may or may not have found an empty Chilli’s on a Saturday night.
– It rained.
– We may or may be currently looking for something to do here.

Road tripping

I’m in a car with three homosexuals. We are on our way to St. Petersburg, Florida to celebrate Gay Pride. This is a road trip log of our journey:

Day 1:
– The car has no AC.
– We may or may not have an open container of FourLoko.
– We may or may not have an Icee spiked with Wray and Nephew Rum.
– We may or may not have taken a red light.
– We may or may not have driven in reverse after realizing we got on the wrong expressway entrance.
– We may or may not have knocked down a barricade.
– The driver is sober.
– We are nowhere near St. Petersburg.

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