me: it’s just like the break dancers from my 30th birthday.
dora shows up to the party, wishes me a happy birthday.
people take pictures, she leaves.
Sent at 11:58 AM on Thursday
oh and no
Sent at 12:01 PM on Thursday
how about a teletubby?
oh, wonder woman?
she’s a woman and a feminist and she fights crime
Sent at 12:08 PM on Thursday
me: It’s not like there will be adults that will leave crying bc they are scared of Dora.
as a matter of fact, i believe puppets were meant for adult entertainment
thelibrarian: mami, this is isn’t a private function. dora is not going to walk in. your party will be good enough already.
me: but bird, if i get permission from the nice people at the hotel can she come?
thelibrarian: ay whatever you work it out i don’t get it but if that’s what you want so badly. you’re obviously obsessed with puppets.
me: i’m obsessed with you!