Who knew that the ball could bounce right off of home plate and into your forehead?
What would possess me to join a softball league if I’d never played a sport in my entire life?
Where is my insurance card?
When did I agree to be moved from Right Field to the Catcher position?
Why do they call it softball when it has the consistency of a brick?
How is it that this shit always happens to me?
8 thoughts on “Not so soft”
Swimnastics. Or at least transfer to the dodge ball league.
Dear Angel Watching Over Me: Thank you for not letting the ball hit my mouth. Also, thank you for not letting me get into a car accident this morning while I was staring at my bump in the rear view mirror.
softball is a dangerous dangerous sport!
Indeed. Next game I’m wearing a bike helmet.