Not so soft

MariSeptember 30, 2011October 13, 2011Uncategorizedfive w's, important questions you should ask before joining a team, not so soft, softball

Ouch. — Should've joined the soccer league.

Who knew that the ball could bounce right off of home plate and into your forehead?

What would possess me to join a softball league if I’d never played a sport in my entire life?

Where is my insurance card?

When did I agree to be moved from Right Field to the Catcher position?

Why do they call it softball when it has the consistency of a brick?

How is it that this shit always happens to me?

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I was born with a widow's peak and a thick accent. I majored in English as a second language. I work (marianeladearmas.com) and travel (alittlecubangoesalongway.com) and sometimes do both. View more posts

8 thoughts on “Not so soft”

Angel Watching Over You says:

September 30, 2011 at 10:22 am

Swimnastics. Or at least transfer to the dodge ball league.

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1. Mari says:
  
  September 30, 2011 at 10:41 am
  
  Dear Angel Watching Over Me: Thank you for not letting the ball hit my mouth. Also, thank you for not letting me get into a car accident this morning while I was staring at my bump in the rear view mirror.
  
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Whitney Soup says:

October 1, 2011 at 11:35 am

softball is a dangerous dangerous sport!

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1. Mari says:
  
  October 2, 2011 at 9:50 pm
  
  Indeed. Next game I’m wearing a bike helmet.
  
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