I’m in a car with three homosexuals. We are on our way to St. Petersburg, Florida to celebrate Gay Pride. This is a road trip log of our journey:
Day 1:
– The car has no AC.
– We may or may not have an open container of FourLoko.
– We may or may not have an Icee spiked with Wray and Nephew Rum.
– We may or may not have taken a red light.
– We may or may not have driven in reverse after realizing we got on the wrong expressway entrance.
– We may or may not have knocked down a barricade.
– The driver is sober.
– We are nowhere near St. Petersburg.
Mari de Armas 