This morning I was in a car with four homosexuals. We were on our way to Central Avenue – the location of St. Petersburg’s Gay Pride. This is a road trip log of our journey:
Day 2:
– It rained.
– We may or may not have peed in someone’s yard.
– It rained.
– We may or may not have jumped onto a float during the parade.
– It rained.
– We may or may not have found an empty Chilli’s on a Saturday night.
– It rained.
– We may or may be currently looking for something to do here.